Blogging

I know how to do two things:

1. THE INTERNET
2. Pretend

And as someone who pretends on a regular basis... on and off the Internet, I guess that means you can call me an expert.

But, that doesn't excuse the fact that the Internet is already filled to the pixelated brim with other Internet Pretenders.

And that's it. I'm going to be just another guy in a vast sea of guys that gets away with telling you things that may or may not be true. And there are no excuses. That's why Steve Jobs created blogs (that's what he's famous for, right?)

So, starting after tonight, I will bring you a new truth, or non-truth every week (maybe).

Here we go Internet, let's pretend. Again.